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About Vicky

Vicky Pollard is your common-or-garden teenage delinquent, the sort you can see hanging around any number of off licences in Britain, trying to persuade people going inside to buy them 10 fags and a bottle of White Lightening.
Whether nicking stuff from the supermarket or swapping her baby for a Westlife CD, Vicky reacts to any accusation with indignant outrage, while filling you in on 'this fing wot you know nuffin about'.

Quotes

"No don't worry I've got loads at home - after leaving her baby in class
"Stop giving me evils!"
"She's got her own council flat and three kids and she's only nine"
Social Worker: "Vicky, where is your baby? "
Vicky: "Swapped it for a Westlife CD."
Social Worker: "Vicky, how could you do such a thing?"
Vicky:" I know. They're rubbish."
"No, but yeah, but no...
"Shut up, you two-faced virgin!"
"Oh... I can't believe you just said that"