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• That's right fool, now I'm a flying talking donkey! You mighta seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!

• (after Shrek roars, trying to scare him off) Wow, that was really scary. And if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath will certainly get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause yo' breath stinks!

• ... and then I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases leakin' outta my butt that day!

• I like that bolda', thats a nice bolda'.

• You hear that? She called me a noble steed. She think I'm a steed.

• Blue flower, red thorns, blue flower, red thorns... This would be so much easier if I wasn't colourblind!

• Alright, Shrek, no one likes a kiss-ass.

• This is gonna be fun. We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories and in the morning, I'm making WAFFLES.

• You're so wrapped up in layers, Onion Boy, you're afraid of your own feelings!

• Parfaits may probably be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!

• Oh, man, I can't feel my toes! (looks down at his hooves) I DON'T HAVE ANY TOES!!! I think I need a hug...

• When I get out of here I'm going to need some serious therapy! Look at my eye twitchin'!

• Alright, nobody move! I have a dragon and I'm not afraid to use it!

• I'M A DONKEY ON THE EDGE!

• Don't die on me, Shrek. And if you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light!

• How in the Hans Christen Andersen am I supposed to parade around in these goofy boots?!

• (discovering Shrek and Fiona nude in bed): AAAAH!! You know, you really need to get yourselves a pair of jammies.

• Oh, you got a puppy? All I got in my room was shampoo!

• Oh, I'm sorry, but the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken.